Game of Thrones Does Coachella

written by Matty Pipes

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Attending Coachella can be a lot like contending for the crown of Westeros: the competition is severe, whether you're attempting to snatch the Iron Throne or score a coveted Artist Pass. So, what better way for us to forecast your typical day on the Indio Polo Grounds than with GIFS from our favorite fantasy melodrama. Enjoy.

11:00AM: You wake up on Day1 and realize this is the last time you'll be clean, freshly clothed, or sober all weekend.

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11:45AM: Your bestie asks you for outfit advice and you sabotage them in order to look better in photos.

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1:55PM: Newsflash! You're driving!

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2PM: On the ride to the Polo fields you make a pact with your crew; what happens in Indio, stays in Indio.

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2:30PM: Walking up to the festival gates, you're infiltrated by a newbie who insists on tagging along.

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2:45pm: Your friends insist on waiting in line for the Coachella Ferris Wheel.

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3:00PM: Jared Leto sighting #1

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3:35PM: You volunteer to lead the crew to the front of the Sahara Tent for Gramatik.

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4:00PM: You realize you're the only one who packed gum.

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5:30PM: The newbie goes numb when they spot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley walking out of VIP.

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6:00PM: You lose the coin toss and have to see Yelle instead of Hozier on the mainstage.

Tyrion-Game-of-Thrones6:15PM: You run into a coworker and he has better passes than you.

savages-pc-idiot6:40PM: A stranger asks how you scored such a great spot for Belle & Sebastian.

Mance-Rayder-talking-to-Jon-Snow-on-Game-Of-Thrones-GIF7:15PM: Jared Leto sighting #2

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7:30PM: You finally get fed up with the inside-jokes the newbie keeps trying to make happen.

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7:45PM: Hottie you meet at the Lemon Ice-stand tells you to meet him/her in VIP later.

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7:49PM: You realize too late that you've drunkenly stumbled through a Kendall and Kylie photo shoot...security goes in for the block.

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8:15PM: You and your friends have to split up at the port-o-potties.

got-kingofwinter8:20PM: Your crew reads you for not knowing the words to any Steely Dan songs.

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8:30PM: Your bestie sees his/her ex and has a melt down outside the beer garden.

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10:00PM: You meet a hot guy/gal while exploring the arts garden.

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10:15PM: You immediately forget his/her name when trying to introduce your friends.

tumblr_lmfv1vgjtX1qkmqijo1_50010:20PM: Your friends begin to complain about being tired.

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10:50PM: You get separated from the pack and end up following the wrong Native American headdress to the front of SBTRKT.

jaqen-hghar-game-of-thrones-mtv11:30PM: You're caught sneaking into VIP and try to play it off.

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11:35PM: The buddy you lost 6 hours ago finally shows up with a different pair of shoes.

Why-Everyone-On-Game-Of-Thrones-Should-Be-Dead11:37PM: ...and he informs you he's been listed for the after party.

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1:00AM: The girl in front of you at the Moschino-party door is definitely not on the list.

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1:30AM: Bouncer - "What are those DUDES doing with you?"

game-of-thrones-lena-headey-nude-scene-ban-halts-production2:00AM: You b-line for the bar after driving 2 hours with a car full of crazy people.

game-of-thrones-book-winds-of-winter-6-20153:00AM: You and your bestie realize the bathroom you're sharing at the after party is bigger than your hotel room.

got-game-of-thrones-34681004-500-2753:30AM: Jared Leto sighting #3

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4:00AM: You're friend starts making out with a backup dancer and you have to go in for the block.

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4:45AM: After a full day of sun and fun, the crew attempts to motivate for one last party.

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5:00AM: You give them the car keys and get an Uber home...in the desert...with NO WIFI!

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